Natural boob job

"You are Blooming beautifully" the nice way of saying "Jeeeze you got FAT girl!"

Week 24 and 'B' has just decided to show! So I don't think half the people I have meet recently would have realised I am pregnant, nearly 6 months and not much of a bump at all until yesterday... Hello.

Everyone said one day you will notice your belly will just all of a sudden pop out and they weren't wrong! I have heard most first time mums don't really show until they are 5-6 months so I wasn't to upset, however I was starting to think it was just a food baby! I would be huge in the evenings after eating and then by the morning it would be gone again #confusedface. Up until now Ive been all arse and hips, my weight hasn't varied much over the years but if I were to put on a few pounds it would hit there and my face first. So thats where it has all been going apart from my face. Where are the big boobies I was told about? The natural boob enhancement was the only real reason I signed up for this.

Camera angles...Surely its not really that big?

Waiting for the fat face to catch up. No this is not my constipated.com face

Fed up with my wardrobe now and not even the hairband trick is working for me, I have officially out grown all my jeans and living in leggings, which make me sad. Do I really need to buy maternity clothes? Another young yummy mummy in the studio this week mentioned Topshop maternity jeans and she said they are super comfy, so I will be checking them out asap. I think I need to get a few maternity staples pieces in my wardrobe to see me through the next few months. So I will be calling on yummy mummy stylist Aisha at Life Style Doctor  www.lifestyledr.co.uk